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The Incredible Journey of an Apple (RoChu CRACK)
Once upon a time, there was an apple named George. George and his fruity friends were being imported from America to England cuz he had a sudden craving for pie, but then the ship crashed into Norway's troll and knocked George out. George floated all the way to China cuz fish don't like apples. That'd be silly. China picked up the apple and placed it in the palm of his hand.
"I like you, apple," he said, "I shall call you Squishy, and you shall be mine, and you shall be my Squishy."
So George became Squishy the Chinese Apple, aka a palmogranite.
One day, Russia was being a creeper in his panda outfit and spotted Squishy on China's desk. He was getting the huge rumblies, so he took Squishy back to his house and started to eat him. China got upset, broke some walls, and raced to Russia's, banging on the door with his stuffed kitty toy.
"Damn you, give me back my Squishy!" he shouted. Then Russia opened the door, his mouth full of Squishy.
"I'm sorry Jao, but I was hungry. I can still giv
POCKY DAY FEATURESGreetings all friends, watchers, and random passer-bys!
Today on November 11th (11/11), there is a little random event going on in Japan in which we call it "Pocky's Day".
Q: What's a Pocky's Day?
The company that produces the snack Pocky has set 11/11 as "Pocky's Day" just to celebrate with randomness.
Conspiracy of snack companies, I know lol
You can check out their website, and see how much derp they have done so far!
I'm just joining the bandwagon to celebrate this random event for fun and have some excuses to eat pockys lol
As I have posted on my poll few days ago, I'm going to keep my words and hold "POCKY DAY FEATURES"
Anyone is welcome to join - all you gotta do is submit a deviation that's related to Pocky, and give me the link to it (you can just leave it as a comment on this journal or note me.). Then I'll be more than happy to feature it for you on my journal!
EasterRemember what you love,
you with sand in your teeth
and the feral burn of hunger
in your eyes.
God sends his regrets.
He made you grasping and slow,
in a late hour
when the wine washed low.
Remember what you love.
Fall to your knees in the toss
and the swell, quell
the appetite of the cold black sea.
Beg blessings for your home
and the salt-sick trees.
Reach what lies near:
the fat-faced child, the sweet-soft lamb;
tether the tantrum, trickle the blood.
Offer psalms to what is holy,
whisper the name of what you love
as it bobs in the bleak mad sea.
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